Some people seem to be born with green thumbs. Their plants flourish, unfazed by forgotten waterings or weeks of neglect. Others, bless them, can’t keep a cactus alive, even with a step-by-step guide taped to the pot. And then there are the ones who live in aesthetic appreciation. They sport plant-print t-shirts, double-tap every leafy corner of the internet, admire their friends’ thriving jungles with longing fingertips, yet have never once taken a plant home themselves.